Down The Road

Right so Uni is officially finished for me now, last essay went in on Friday but its really been over for 2 weeks. In the last two weeks people have left Chi and set out towards adulthood, applying for jobs (some actually getting one already) or finding somewhere to live. Congratulations to all of you with dreams, focus and dare i say it a plan for your lives.

So what have i done in the last two weeks? Same as i have done for years, drink, smoke, watch TV and play on my Xbox. Why should i change instantly after Uni, i've got the rest of my life to get a shitty job and be miserable so why rush into it?

The last 2 weeks contained vast quantities of

- Prison Break - What a quality show this is, only watched season 1 but i'm already in love with it. Only thing is you have too turn your brain off and dribble cos if your don't you'll over think it and realise how stupid it really is.

- Xbox - Been playing Pro Evo 4 almost constantly with bits of Amped and Project Gotham Racing thrown in for good measure, still got Max Payne 2 to start as well. The first thing i did after Uni finished was get down to Gamestation and get all 4 for £10.

- Sleep - Still as much fun as ever

So what have i got planned for next week? Well more of the same really just with Heroes instead of Prison Break.

Oh and the new Megadeth album is much better than i thought it would be, i even like the new version of A Tout Le Monde.

So until we meet again.

EMO

Might be a while before i get round to a proper post so in the meantime

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Daniel Bishop

1986-2007

Gone but never forgotten

[Insert Spider Joke Here]

I don't know what scares me more the spiders or how happy that kid looks about the whole thing, fuckin' freak!

clipped from www.news.com.au Spiders flushed from boy's ear A NINE-year-old American boy who was suspicious of a "Rice Krispie" sound in his ear, was found to have a couple of spiders living in there. What began as a faint popping turned into ear ache for Jesse Courtney from Albany in the state of Oregon. Jesse's mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear - "like Rice Krispies''. "They were walking on my eardrums,'' Jesse said, according to the Associated Press. Dr David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him. When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser. Jesse has kept the spiders as a souvenir.

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Excuse me while i go change my pants

Circle-Jack (Chase the Magic Words, Lego Lego)

The beginning of the end is here, from now on i'll be experiencing many 'lasts'. Tonight is the last Flirt of my University life (all 3rd years take a moment to remember when it was Pounded which seen through our nostalgic eyes was infinitely better). Every day of this coming week will be full of 'lasts' and it's not a pleasant thought, well except for handing in my last ever essay i like the sound of that one.

However i refuse to get bogged down in the sadness, i'm gonna celebrate this week rather than mourn it so i expect to see each and everyone of ya in the bar at some point to join me for a drink or many.

Now for me to actually start this last ever essay.

Let Battle Commence

Right i have 3000 words to write for Friday, however i'm doing the all-nighter tonight so i can get some sleep before the ball on Friday. Hopefully it shouldn't be so hard as it's about the legend of stand-up comedy that is Richard Pryor.

I think i have everything i'm gonna need
- Tobacco
- Coffee
- Irn-Bru
- Crisps
- Pizza
- Sweets

If i see ya tomorrow don't expect me to do more than mutter something about tired.

At Least My Ass Won't Go Numb

Grindhouse Dismantled

Right time for a little rant about something unimportant but still enough to irritate me. I've been looking forward to the film 'Grindhouse' for a while now, it's been out in America since April but i'm used to waiting on stuff to make it here, no big deal.

What is a big deal is when they go messing about with the very thing that makes the film an interesting concept rather than a simple B-Movie. Grindhouse is really 2 movies in one with an intermission and fake trailers in between. Its a celebration of the B-Movie double feature of old that is sadly missing from modern cinemas. However the film tanked at the US box office so to try and rescue the situation Harvey Weinstein in his infinite wisdom has decided to release the films separately in the UK.

Now i don't know about you but i was looking forward to sitting on my ass for 3 hours with a vat of popcorn and a bucket of coke. Unless i find a cinema showing them back to back i ain't going to bother, why should i pay twice to see the whole spectacle just because they need to recoup their losses.

Right rant over.

I should really start my essay now, 3000 words for Friday but before i do i'm gonna give a few of these Zombie Games another go. Oh try this one as well, Zombie Grinder