Ruining Beth Dittos Breakfast

Look I can paint a kitchen (before you say anything it's not finished in the pictures), i'm officially useful in a menial capacity. A long and monotonous task made bearable by playing Lethal Bizzle at ridiculously high volumes.

Oh yeah i have a really bad punchline to go with the title of this post but it's so bad I couldn't possible share.

Good Times!!!!

Hard Time Killing Floor Blues

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Well thats it for oiNK. Wasn't a member myself but still indebted to its work. I'm not bothered about the evils of piracy, all i know is i can't afford all the music i desire so i download it. Musicians aren't losing out from me because piracy isn't stopping me from buying music simply allowing me to experience more.

She's Lost Control

Why are Oasis fans so uptight? All i said was Oasis can't be the greatest band ever because their not even the greatest band from Manchester. No reason to get all defensive is there.

So aside from meeting deluded middle aged Oasis fans i've not really done anything of note other than develop an addiction to eBay once again. A sea of cheap DVDs and N64 games is currently flowing through my door. The crowning glory of this ocean of other peoples tat is a fully boxed copy of WWF No Mercy for the N64, it truly is the single greatest game ever.

Right thats your lot for now i've got some job applications to fill out on paper of all things, how retro!

Working Class Zero

I used to want a job because

Job=Money=Stuff

but now it's more because

Job=leaving the house more than once a fortnight!

God i'm bored!

Not About Graduation

Graduation was so much fun that i could write a massive long post about it but everyone who is gonna read this already knows all about it.

So instead



The most amazing can opener ever, put in on the can, one touch and it spins around the can. Perfect for lazy bastards like me, an end to all that tiresome turning.

Now i'm gonna watch The Peter Serafinowicz Show and i suggest you should do the same.