Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners.
The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.'
Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors.
Right 1st real post and it's about cock, well start as you mean to go on. Found this story yesterday and it almost made me forget about the unspeakably bad thing that happened yesterday. Might post about that later when i can articulate the full horror of the event.